A lot of soul and no place to put it.
Enjoy my attempts.
P.S - Nunn' of the pictures are mine unless I say so, credit goes to credit due and all that beautiful jazz.
D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.